I’m going to have weird dreams tonight between the Icelander Thor, the Azerbaijanese (?) Tyler Hoechlin and his caged lover, the future supernatural villain dubstep dracula, and greek supporters surrounding an old man with a tiny guitar giving free rounds to all the other countries.Oh and also how France was just absent of all memories lmao even the uk had more points.
Anyway, that was great. You go Europe.
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
GREECE GOT 12 POINTS *prayer circle*
UPDATE : THEY’RE IN THE TOP THREE
Here comes the political points distribution~
Alcohol’s fucking free tonight.
DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS